Wats ben hapening in my life

hey everywon this is John Simmons:  i no its ben a few weaks but ive ben bizzy with lots of things:  a lot has ben hapening and hear is sum of it:

so last weak i was not feeling good:  i went to a frends house and felt like i was going to feint:  he sed [John are you alrite]:  I sed [i dont no wat is wrong i feel like im going to fall down]:  he sed [you nede to see a doctor]:  i sed [i can treet myself]:  he sed [how are you going to do that]:  i went home and lockd the trailer door:  then i grabbd a bucket and a nife:  i rememberd hearing about how a long time ago the doctors used to blede the pashence in order to get them better:  i no that the problem is usualy in the blood so i desided to blede some of the bad blood out:  i cut my arms and blood started going all over:  i started howling like a wolf and lookd at my wolf paintings:  i had my arms over the bucket and it started to fill up:  then i wrappd shirts around my arms to stop the bleding:  i went to slepe for a wile and wen i woke up the next morning i was feeling better than i had for months:

resently i started driving a skool bus in the afternoon:  dug is the bus poleeseman and makes sure everywon is behaving and listening to me wen i talk over the speaker:  sum of the things i will say our [everywon sit down we are getting reddy to leave the skool]:  also [pleese be reddy at yore stop i dont have time for wating for you]:  i also play acdc and kiss thru the speakers:  the kids have told me that they like the music and they are glad i am the bus driver:

the other day after i pickd the kids up from the skool i sed [today you are going to be late geting home becaus i have enterd this bus in a race]:  the kids started cheering and we went to the track:  wen i got there the other buses were lined up and the guy in the red bus sed [yore going down]:  i sed [you will never race agen]:  so we started to race and i qwikly got up near the front:  me and the red bus were next to each other and he pulld out a nife and thru it thru his door at me: i sed [yore time has come] and i rammd my bus agenst his:  dug got this pic:  his bus went out of control and crashd and then we sped up faster and i won the race:

there have ben sum big rain storms resently and won was very devistating:  this is a pic i took of a ditch outside the trayler park wear the water was filling up and coodnt get thru:  i calld the city hall and sed you need to get sumwon down to cleen out this ditch because if you dont lots of houses and the trayler park are in danger of a flood:  i even talkd to the mayer and he sed sumwon wood look at it:

a hour went by and nothing hapend with the ditch so me dug and trevor jr. went to look at it but water was everywear because of the ditch being filled to much and we coodnt get close:  we ran back to the trayler park and activated the emerjency sirens:  i got on the loudspeaker and sed [everywon this is a emerjency we nede to get out of the trayler park or we will not make it]:  after leeving the emerjency room i saw big waves of water coming from the direction of the ditch:  everywon ran and made it to higher ground in time:  this is a pic of the traylers getting washd away:

 

after the traylers got washd away i got very mad and started yelling:  dug sed [wat are you going to do John]:  i sed [it is time to take this strate to the top]:  i got onto my motorsycle and sped up qwikly:  i drove downtown and jump off a parking deck into city hall and landed in the mayers office "my frend jared got this pic":  the mayer didnt no wat to do:  i grabbd him by his coller and sed [you are going to send divers down to fix that ditch or i will thro you out this bilding]:  he got on the phone and calld the poleese for divers and told them wear the ditch was:  i got back on my motorsycle and drove down the stairs to the street: forchunately the ditch is fixd now and the trailer park has dryed:

last nite i got home from a party and this cat was waiting on a chair:  i sed [wat are you doing hear]:  it hissd and then i went to the kichen and grabbd sum olives:  i thru them onto the chare and the cat started eating them:  it lookd at me and tilted its hed and winkd:  after that the cat left:  i sat down in the chair and watchd sum actchin movies: about 2 hours later i herd scratching on the door and went out and saw the same cat:  it was looking thru the glass door at me:  i hissd at it and it ran away:  i herd it early tonite but then it left:

today i also got another dog "i have 3 dogs now":  i have 2 rotwilers so i wanted to get another kind of dog:  i got this dog and his name is zackary:  he is a puppy but he will always look this way:  so far he is geting along fine with the rotwilers and all 3 were even tearing a ded squirel apart this morning:  zackary has ben watching tv a lot with me today:  i have alredy traind him to bring me my pak of cigarets and my jacket:  i think i will take him to sum partees with my rotwilers this weakend:

 i hope its going good for you:  i will talk to you soon:

John Simmons

My weak

Hey everywon this is John Simmons:  i wanted to let you no wat has ben going on lately in my life:  its ben kwite a weak for me and i hope you had a good one to:

 so the other day i went bowling with sum frends befor i went out partying for the nite and i herd sumwon yell [can you take are picture]:  i lookd over and saw sum older people and they were waiving:  i sed [yes]:  i took this pic and they gave me a copy to remember the day:  wen i went bak to my bowling lane i kept bowling strikes and i herd sumwon say [i can do better:  you suk]:  i turnd around and sed [i will beet you anytime]:  he came down and sed [alrite]:  so we bowled and i beet him by 100 points:  he sed [i will win in a fite]:  i sed [lets step out bak]:

 

we stepd out bak and he tryd to hit me and i punchd him down:  he dropd to his nees and let out a cry:  just wen i was abowt reddy to finish him off he pulld out a nife and stabbd me in the leg "i got this pic for evidense after he stood up":  i was having troubel moving and he was about to stab me agen:  then i blew the wissel around my neck for assistense:

i started to hear hissing and then i lookd over to see won of pet possums:  he had oviusly ben in a tree and herd my wissel then came down to help:  the guy sed [i will kill it]:  i sed [yore time is up]:  the possum hissd won more time and then ran and jumpd onto the mans face:  the man was screeming and trying to stab the possum but he missd and got himself in the sholder:  he sed [stop it: stop it: it will kill me:]:  he kept crying and then fell to his nees:  i didnt want my possum to kill him so i clappd my hands and sed [ok]:  the possum jumpd off and went back into the tree:  the man was on the grownd crying:  i had bandajd my leg with my shirt by this time and cood get up to grab him:  i sed [let me get a pic of you you pease of trash]:

 

i grabd him and he kept saying [no more: no more: im sorry]:  i laffd and sed [smile for my pic]:  i took the pic and kickd him in the gut and he fell:  i sed [if you ever mess with me agen you wont be breething anymore]:  i took his nife and flipd him off and left: 

 after that i went and got a new tat of my new rotwiler larry "i have 3 rotwilers now":  i think the tat came out good and i no the women will like it:

 

wen i got home to get reddy for the nite out i herd scratching in the cubberd:  i new it cood be won of the trayler park demens making noises agen:  i sed [i will not tolarate evil in my trayler:  you will get out or i will kill yore body and drive your sole away]:  the scratching continued and i new that i had to take actchin:  i started pounding the counter and sumthing finely came out from the cubberd "i took this pic just as it climed out":  i no that demens can take all forms and this won was disgised as a rat:  i ran after it but it jumpd into the cubberd before i cood kill it:  i started serching but cood not find it:  there was only won thing left to do:

 

i kwikly lit a fire and sed [yore time is over]:  i grabd sum garlic and thru it all arownd the kitchen:  i sat in my living room and watchd the kitchen burn:  i herd demonic screming as the evil creachur burnd:  i calld dug on my cell and sed [i nede yore help to put out a fire:  i just killd a demen]:  he kwikly ran over and helpd me put it out:  we did sum chants to rid the trayler of the demen and then desided it was time to hed out for the nite:

so we went out to a coupel of bars and met these women:  the won in the middel was winking at me and licking her lips:  i swung my hare back and lookd her in the eye:  she came walking over and sed [you look familyer to me:  have you ben in movies]:  i shruggd my sholders and sed [i do sum acting wen i feel like it:  you mite also have seen my band befor]:  she smiled and sed [me and my frends want to party with you]:  i sed [ok]:  i took them back to my place and we all got into the hot tub: 

well thats about all for now:  hope your doing good:  ill talk to you soon:

John Simmons

Update on my life

hey everywon this is John Simmons:  i no its ben a long time but a lots ben going on in my life:  anyway this is what has ben hapening lately:

so about 2 weaks ago i was feeling tired and it went on for many days:  i talkd to my frend daren and he sed {John you nede to visit a frend of mine:  his name is richard and he can help you get to feeling beter and be yoreself agen:}  i found out that richard lives a couple of traylers down but i never see him becaus he is always medatating:  i went to see richard and took this pic as i walkd in:  he sed {i can alredy see that yore sole is tired: you need rejuvinashen}:  he told me to hang out with his frend for the weakend and gave me his number:

the next nite i met up with zackary at a bar "this pic was shot wen he walkd in" and we drank and talkd about all the women we have had:  zackary then sed {John do you want to race:}  i sed {yes}:

my frend dug took this pic of me and zackary racing:  zackary started talking trash and sed {i will run you off the rode and beet you that way}:  he then started swerving at me and tryd to nock me off the rode:  i dodjed him and yelled {its time to die}:  i sped up and then did a slide in front of him and tripd his bike:  he went off the bike and into sum bushes:  then his motorcycle hit a wall and blew up:

zackary was alive "i had pland to only hurt him and teech him a leson":  i went over to where he was on the ground:  he was moning and saying he broke his leg:  i lookd down at him and sed {you make me sick}:  then i left:

i went to another bar and started talking to sum women:  i was at the bar and then i herd sumwon say {i no who you are you are John Simmons}:  i sed {yes}:  she sed {ive herd a lot about you and ive seen you riding your motorcycle around:  all the women i no want to be with you}:  we went back to my plase and went to bed "i got this pic wen we were talking about the stunts shes seen me do on my motorcycle":

at about 2 in the morning i got a call and it was my frend rick:  he sed {John im in sum troubel:  i got arested for spitting off the roof of the bar on sum peopel:  sum of my spit had blood in it:  i cant make bale can you bale me out and ill repay you}:  i sed {alrite}:  me and dug went down to the jale and baled him out:  dug got this pic wen rick was sitting behind the glass:

the next day i woke up and herd wining:  i lookd around but didnt see anywon:  then i lookd out the window and saw a small weerd man who was orenj:  i took this pic and then pulled out my nife:  i kickd open the window and ran after him:  he disapeard into won of the traylers and i havent seen him sense:

last nite i was asleep in bed and i herd sumwon brake open a window and sumwon saying {qwik take it we dont have much time}:  i got out of bed and crept toward the room they were in:  wen i got into the gest bedroom i saw that the invaders had just left:  they had taken won of my favorit peeces "it is the statchu in the pic above":  i had ben given it in wen i was a boy and visitors to my plase had always sed that it shood be in a museum:  i no it is won of a kind :  i ran outside and saw that they threw the statchu agenst a tree and broke it:  i dropd to my nees and yelld loud in a deep voice like a demon: 

i new that richard and zackary had destroyd my statchu so i desided to take revenj:  i ran to richards trayler and started banging the sides with my fist and then i punchd his windows out:  richard started yelling {im sorry John:  im sorry dont hurt us}:  then i herd them run out the other side:  i didnt bother trying to catch them:  i got into richards car and hotwired it: then i backd up and drove full spede into his trayler "i jumpd and rolld at the last second":  the trayler and the car blew up and i walkd away:

well thats wat has ben going on in my life:  i hope your doing good: ill talk to you soon:

John Simmons