hey everywon this is John Simmons: i no its ben a wile but ive had a lot of changes in my life and neded to take sum time away from my computer: anyway hears whats ben going on in my life:
as you no it was chrismas resently and this is won of the gifts i got from the naybor who lives in the traylor next to me "his name is richy": this is a yeti and i have ben wanting this shirt for a long time: you can see the yeti standing on the mountain and his breth in the cold air: also there is the moon over his sholder: i calld the company that makes it and askd if i might be able to get a poster of this yeti and they sed [we will check on that and get back to you soon]: i hope they can get me won:
i have ben getting waked up in the middel of the nite by sumthing and it always runs away before i can see it: i resently had a frend of mine install a hidden camera above my bed activated by motion: well this is wat i capchured the other nite: i wonder if this cat mite be a demen: i no that demens sumtimes disgise themselves as animals: this cood be won: to make sure that the cat is scared from my trayler i have orderd a fire wolf shirt to hang in the front room: below is a pic of it:
i resently got a new naybor: he came over to introduse himself and his name is walt: i took this pic to add to the trayler park directry: he is 35 years old and is marreed with 4 kids: a lot of peopel think he looks like a kid but they no not to mess with him: i saw him beeting up a guy in the parking lot at pizza hut a few days ago: afterwards i invited him over for a drink and to watch spede channel:
the other nite i was at home watching horror movees with sum women and i herd a guy outside yelling [ill kill you Simmons: you took my woman]: i sed to the women [you stay hear ill handel this]: i went thru the trayler window and ran at the guy: he tried to swing but i duckd and hit him in the forhed: he fell down and i pickd him up and took him inside: i made him stand against the wall and i took a mugshot of him: i sed [if i ever catch you outside my trayler agen i will make you spit up blood]: after i releesed him from the trayler he ran off:
as you no i do fotography and i resently shot this pic of these 2 brothers who own the dq in town: i think that the pic came out really good and they and there wives were happy with it: i sent the pic out with my chrismas cards this year and i got a lot of positive fedebak:
last weak i got invited by a guy named hank to visit his studio and take pics: i thought he was going to be doing sumthing kind of cool: anyway i got down there and he was dancing and jumping around and then over people: as you can see in this pic he wood go over the other dancers: after about 3 minuts i got up and sed [this sucks: dont invite me hear agen hank]: i walkd out and he ran after me and sed [its your loss]: i yelld [i am giving you a one way pass out of my life]: i slammd the door and went out to my car:
after all the drama and the stress i desided to go flying: this is a masheen that me and my frend dug bilt and i use it when i nede to get sum fresh air and also when i do not feel like driving a long distance: dug took this pic of me by ataching a camera to a baloon: it came out good: i even flew to a party the other nite: i had calld my frend ahed of time and sed [get everybody out in the front yard]: wen i landed everyone was clapping and came running towards me: wile i still had my helmet on i herd sum women talking and won sed [i wonder who that is: he is the kind of man for me:] i took my helmet off and shook my hair loose: then several people started yelling [its John Simmons]: i spent the next hour sining autografs and having pics taken with people but it was worth it:
i hope its a happy new year for you: ill talk to you soon:
John Simmons
