Sunday, January 6, 2013

a update

hey everywon this is John Simmons:  i no its ben a wile but ive had a lot of changes in my life and neded to take sum time away from my computer:  anyway hears whats ben going on in my life:




as you no it was chrismas resently and this is won of the gifts i got from the naybor who lives in the traylor next to me "his name is richy":  this is a yeti and i have ben wanting this shirt for a long time:  you can see the yeti standing on the mountain and his breth in the cold air:  also there is the moon over his sholder:  i calld the company that makes it and askd if i might be able to get a poster of this yeti and they sed [we will check on that and get back to you soon]:  i hope they can get me won:




i have ben getting waked up in the middel of the nite by sumthing and it always runs away before i can see it:  i resently had a frend of mine install a hidden camera above my bed activated by motion:  well this is wat i capchured the other nite:  i wonder if this cat mite be a demen:  i no that demens sumtimes disgise themselves as animals:  this cood be won:  to make sure that the cat is scared from my trayler i have orderd a fire wolf shirt to hang in the front room:  below is a pic of it:






i resently got a new naybor:  he came over to introduse himself and his name is walt:  i took this pic to add to the trayler park directry:  he is 35 years old and is marreed with 4 kids:  a lot of peopel think he looks like a kid but they no not to mess with him:  i saw him beeting up a guy in the parking lot at pizza hut a few days ago:  afterwards i invited him over for a drink and to watch spede channel:




the other nite i was at home watching horror movees with sum women and i herd a guy outside yelling [ill kill you Simmons: you took my woman]:  i sed to the women [you stay hear ill handel this]:  i went thru the trayler window and ran at the guy:  he tried to swing but i duckd and hit him in the forhed:  he fell down and i pickd him up and took him inside:  i made him stand against the wall and i took a mugshot of him:  i sed [if i ever catch you outside my trayler agen i will make you spit up blood]:  after i releesed him from the trayler he ran off: 



 as you no i do fotography and i resently shot this pic of these 2 brothers who own the dq in town:  i think that the pic came out really good and they and there wives were happy with it:  i sent the pic out with my chrismas cards this year and i got a lot of positive fedebak:

last weak i got invited by a guy named hank to visit his studio and take pics:  i thought he was going to be doing sumthing kind of cool:  anyway i got down there and he was dancing and jumping around and then over people:  as you can see in this pic he wood go over the other dancers:  after about 3 minuts i got up and sed [this sucks: dont invite me hear agen hank]:  i walkd out and he ran after me and sed [its your loss]:  i yelld [i am giving you a one way pass out of my life]:  i slammd the door and went out to my car:

after all the drama and the stress i desided to go flying:  this is a masheen that me and my frend dug bilt and i use it when i nede to get sum fresh air and also when i do not feel like driving a long distance:  dug took this pic of me by ataching a camera to a baloon:  it came out good:  i even flew to a party the other nite:  i had calld my frend ahed of time and sed [get everybody out in the front yard]:  wen i landed everyone was clapping and came running towards me:  wile i still had my helmet on i herd sum women talking and won sed [i wonder who that is:  he is the kind of man for me:]  i took my helmet off and shook my hair loose:  then several people started yelling [its John Simmons]:  i spent the next hour sining autografs and having pics taken with people but it was worth it:

i hope its a happy new year for you:  ill talk to you soon:

John Simmons
     


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